"All travel has its advantages. If the passenger visits better countries, he may learn to improve his own. And if fortune carries him to worse, he may learn to enjoy it."
"When you give and expect a return, that's an investment. When you give and don't expect anything back, that's love."
"They've promised that dreams can come true - but forgot to mention that nightmares are dreams too."
"You cannot tailor-make the situations in life but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations"
"When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us."
"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."