"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
"By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day."
"There is a child inside each one of us, who comes out in front of the person we are most comfortable with."
"Being single is better than being in a relationship with someone who fills your heart with doubt."
"America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight."
"We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further."
"Employ your time in improving yourself by other men's writings, so that you shall gain easily what others have labored hard for."
"He who is not contented with what he has, would not be contented with what he would like to have."
"I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is over self."