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"By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day."
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"To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential."
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"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it."
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"If you do a job too well, you’ll get stuck with it."
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"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
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"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."
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"I am not a speed reader. I am a speed understander."
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"How inappropriate to call this planet Earth when it is clearly Ocean."
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"If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments."
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"If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research."
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"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
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"A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip."
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"Never tell your problems to anyone, 20% they don't care and 80% they glad you have them."
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"Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed."
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"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
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"A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it."
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"Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world."
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"Acting is everybody's favorite second job."
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"My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine."
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"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
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