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"When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife."
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"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher."
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"The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once."
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"Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed."
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"A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it."
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"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
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