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"It's not the size of the boat that matters, it's the motion of the ocean."
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"Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich."
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"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
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"A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other...maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever."
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"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
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